A good kiss is like a fine wine. It should be sipped slowly, sweetly contemplated, appreciated, and shared. It is on the basis of this conceit that we offer up to you this, our first (kiss) tasting party.

Think of it somewhere in between a wine tasting and an AIDS-era orgy.

We envision: the guests arrive, dressed alluringly and comfortably, and we pair you up. You go off and kiss for five to ten minutes. You come back, debrief, gossip (and maybe recommend discreetly to your friends), and dive back in.

We’ll provide some light drinks, snacks, breath mints, mood lighting, and make out music of several varieties (Everything But the Girl, Barry White, Portishead). You provide your healthy self, and a positive, non-jealous attitude.

If you're still into it, you crazy cat, then you might want to read the rules of the game.