Volfie

                    IRC Nick:  Volfie
                        Name:  Paul
       Favorite IRC Channels:  Bi; I used to hang out on #Acro, until it 
                               got too commercial, what with that contract   
                               they signed with Nike, and all
                      E-mail:  kshabby@pgh.net
                Homepage URL:  Huh? 
                   Nicknames:  My nickname in H.S. was Sparky, because I   
                               called our Freshman English teacher that one  
                               time.  Later on, Sparky came to mean something 
                               else which is far too dirty to put on an open    
                               web site. :)
          Sexual Orientation:  I used to be het, but have since matured 
                               into bi-ness; but only like a one on that   
                               Kinsey thingie 
                      Gender:  Male
                         Age:  29 
                      Height:  6'3" 
                      Weight:  220ish 
                        Eyes:  blue 
                        Hair:  used to be reddish blond, now is leaning 
                               more towards reddish brown
                    Bra Size:  40a--I don't stuff! 
                    Birthday:  2-17-66 (yes, I'm one of the old farts.) 
           Astrological sign:  After a quick consultation with my Almanac, 
                               it seems I'm Aquarius 
              Clothing Style:  Whatever happens to be clean; jeans mostly, s    
                               shirts that look out of date, and I'm  
                               hopelessly rumpled.  
             Shoes/shoe size:  12 
                    Jewelery:  Don't wear any
                     Bodyart:  Thinking of getting a small tattoo; inside 
                               left forearm, maybe. 
                      Sports:  Used to play basketball, but my dribbling days  
                               are over. 
                       Music:  Oh, an eclectic collection to be sure.  For     
                               example, here are the last CD's that I bought:  
                               Highlights, the Very Best of Yes; Jussi    
                               Bjorling (he's a dead swedish tenor); some  
                               Stravinsky, The Chieftains; Live's Throwing
                               Copper; From the Cradle, Eric Clapton; Songs     
                               and Dances from the Middle Ages, by Sonus.  
                               (Oh and a collection of kid's song, but that    
                               was for my nephew.  No, really...it was.    
                               Honestly.)
                     Authors:  Tolkien, Shakespeare, and whatever happens 
                               to be around. 
                       Books:  Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Book of     
                               Unfinished Tales, the complete Shakespeare;    
                               Gorky Park, Martin Cruz Smith (an epic   
                               masterpiece, trust me); just started reading   
                               Chaucer, if you can believe that; Tai-Pan, by 
                               James Clavell (a must, just for his use of   
                               dialect alone); Erotica in all forms, 
                               just got Anias Nin's Delta of Venus;  more that    
                               I can't think of now, and will kick myself        
                               about later on when I do remember. 
                       Poets:  Too abstract; I wish I could write poetry  
                               better. 
                     Hobbies:  Uh, you know; I'm extremely boring, after all. 
      Real Life Relationship:  None 
            IRC Relationship:  a few, but I don't wanna embarrass them, 
                               except anathema whom I have a crush on and 
                               don't mind embarrassing.  
          Past Relationships:  I think they'd like to remain anonymous 
                       Amory:  this doesn't have to do with weapons, does it?
    (polyamorous/monogamous):  Monogamous; I don't have that kinda luck (See    
                               Hobbies) 
                   Group sex:  (See Poly/Mono, above) 
                     Alcohol:  used to drink like a freaking fish when I was a    
                               teenaged pup, but have curtailed that since; 
                               for good reason: my teenaged drinking buddies     
                               are all brain damaged beached whales. 
                    Turn-ons
                         Men:  intelligence, and calmness (I'm jumpy enough     
                               for two); 
                       Women:  backs.   (A good back is better than a good        
                               front, believe me. :))  
          Purity Test Rating:  Never bothered to take it; didn't wanna  
                               embarrass myself; I know pre-pubescent 
                               Muslim girls who would score higher than me. 
                     Outness:  Online only; I share my private life with 
                               very few.  And besides, most of the people            
                               around here couldn't even spell Bi let alone  
                               understand it, so.... 
                         Job:  Writer 
                Places lived:  Pittsburgh, born and raised and incarcerated. 
             Favorite places:  I went to New York once, which was very very  
                               nice, in spite of the crack dealer who 
                               accosted me for gum on the subway. 
                   Education:  Bachelor's in English Writing.  (I know it  
                               makes no sense: it's like a 
                               dolphin getting a degree in sonar. ) 
                Future Plans:  Right now, finishing this form
     Religious/Philosophical:  Born and raised a Catholic, but I'm okay now
                     Beliefs:  There are only two forces in the Universe:    
                               physics and natural selection.
                      Family:  Yeah, and they're okay.  Got 3 and 7/9's 
                               nephews 
                        Pets:  Had a goldfish once, but he ran away from 
                               a home 
                      Plants:  The last time I tried to raise a plant
                               was in the first grade, where my little
                               milk carton plant cacked out after a week.
                               I don't trust plants: I think they have       
                               ulterior motives. 
             Favourite Foods:  Pizza, Rice, and my morning dose of iced 
                               mud to get my heart started. 
              Bi/Gay/Lesbian:  bi/gay/lesbian what?
      Conferences or Marches:  Me?  Exert myself?  HA!
   People from IRC/Newsgroup 
that I have met in Real Life:  Dalenn.
         Channel #bi Parties:  have no idea what you mean by this 
                  Hug factor:  Not very demonstrative; my father never hugged    
                               me as a child; coulda been because of that iron  
                               lung. 
              Favorite Quote:  Uh, oh...heez, I can't think of anything.  Man,   
                               it always happens this way: witty and        
                               epigramable most of the time except when I 
                               need to be.  Sheesh!