For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Sued by Real Cults
SEATTLE, Washington--May 9, 2000--The Church of Mez today announced
their intentions to vigorously defend themselves against a class
action filed by the Golden Sun Supreme Unity Cult on the behalf of
the worlds cults. The suit contends that the Church of Mez is
engaging in deceptive religious practices and is not a real cult.
"These guys are a fraud!" said one member of a now defunct central
Texas doomsday cult acting as the attorney on the suit. "They claim
to be a cult, but they don't even have a stockpile of weapons. For
God's sake, the BATF tortured us by playing Nancy Sinatra until way
past four AM. These guys do this for fun!"
"We believe these charges to be completely without merit," Said a
gold lame clad Mez, "The Church of Mez is as much a fanatical cult as
any other. The police once tear-gassed a restaurant near my place.
That has to count for something."
The Church of Mez has for years offered an innovative approach to
cult practices by offering such novel cult services as hedonism,
transhumanism, and imported chocolate, in one convenient package.
"Define 'Cult'" Said Church of Mez spokemodel, David Perlman.
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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respectfully acknowledged.
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