For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Purchases the Souls Of Key Foreign Dignitaries
SEATTLE, Washington--March 20, 2000--Church of Mez Purchases the
Souls Of Key Foreign Dignitaries. The Church of Mez Today announced
the purchase of the souls of key members of several foreign
governments further their goals for world domin errr globalization.
"We spared no expense, traveling to the ends of the world to acquire
these souls. We are not exactly sure what positions they hold in
their governments," Said Church of Mez Director of International
Relations, PLeo, "but we have good reason to believe that they've
voted once or twice." As a result of this acquisition, particularly
that of Jean-Philippe Paradis Antichinoisdebase, the Church now holds
strong position in the People with Big, Difficult to Pronounce Names
market. "Dude, I am not making this up," Said Church of Mez
Spokesmodel, Mez, who went on to mention that we didn't actually buy
his soul yet, but that there were several letters of intent in place.
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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