For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Announces Amazing New Marketing Anti-venom
SEATTLE, Washington--March 3, 2000--Church of Mez Announces Amazing
New Marketing Anti-venom. The Church of Mez today is pleased to
announce the release of their new anti-marketing product, MarketEx
500. "This represents the latest advancement from our of
biotechnology division; it is truly modern science at work for YOU."
Said Church of Mez chief molecular biologist, Nancy Linford, "This
product will cause you to be immune to even the most cleverly
targeted marketing research for several hours. Free samples are
available in the lobby."
MarketEx 500 joins the Church of Mez's leading line of products,
including MmmmVelvetium, and Wawawawawa -- the worlds most advanced
cure for Hyper-Attentive Disorder. The church of Mez is currently
engaged in phase III clinical trials of a cure for graduate school.
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
© 2000 Church of Mez, Inc. All rights reserved. Mez, the Mezhead
logo, and the Big Hair of Mez are registered trademarks of The Church
of Mez, Inc. Additional company and product names may be trademarks
or registered trademarks of the individual companies and are
respectfully acknowledged.
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