For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Patents Immortality, Sues Buddha
SEATTLE, Washington--Feb 28, 2000--Church of Mez Patents Immortality,
Sues Buddha. The Church of Mez today announced that it has been
granted patent protection for Immortality, one of its core
competencies and that it has filed lawsuits against notorious
violators of said patent.
"The Church is pleased to announce that we have been granted
recognition for our hard work and significant expenditure of
resources in the pursuit of immortality," Said Church of Mez Research
Director, Nantzee. "We have spent countless hours yakking about this
subject and deserve to reap the benefits of our efforts."
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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