For Immediate Release
Church of Mez rated #2 Source of Transportation by Microsoft
SEATTLE, Washington--Feb 21, 2000--Church of Mez rated #2 Source of
Transportation by Microsoft. The Church of Mez, the largest Seattle
area transhumanist cult, today annouced that they have been named by
Microsoft, the largest Seattle area software company as the number #2
best source of Transportation in the Seattle area.
"Dude, our continuing campaign of bus improvement has once again paid
off with this award," said Church of Mez Figurehead, Mez, "We are
certain that with a new coat of paint, and maybe some fuzzy dice,
we'll be able to capture the number 1 spot by this time next year."
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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logo, and the Big Hair of Mez are registered trademarks of The Church
of Mez, Inc. Additional company and product names may be trademarks
or registered trademarks of the individual companies and are
respectfully acknowledged.
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