For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Beats Analysts for 4th Quarter 99
SEATTLE, Washington--February 1, 2000--Church of Mez Beats Analysts
for 4th Quarter 99. The Church of Mez today beat analysts using both
blunt objects, and whips.
Soloman Smith Barney Analyst Martin Vowsky, who covers the Church of
Mez, raised CoM ratings from Accumulate to Buy. "Well, I'm not
really certain what their business plan is, ow ow ow, and they seem
to lack what many analysts might call to 'profits' or even 'income'
but they do possess a wealth of intangible assets," Said the analyst,
"Why, if they were to put in place the distribution network for the
Church's Drawer of Anonymous Underwear, they could see profits as
early as the second quarter of '00. Further, I expect to be able to
sit down a some point that quarter."
Church of Mez Directress of Investor relations, 'Buff', remains
confident that the Church's rating will be raised to 'Strong Buy'
after the 1st quarter's investor conference.
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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