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For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Announces Successful Y2k Disaster Aversion

SEATTLE, Washington--January 2, 1900--Church of Mez Announces Successful Y2k Disaster Aversion. The Church of Mez is please to announce that our Y2k Preparedness strategy has resulted in full protection from all Y2k related issues and uninterrupted Church Services. A team of highly trained professionals spent a grueling two full days at the Church's top secret command center monitoring the status of church operations. The COM Chocolate Disposal Unit, and Crazy String Deactivation Squad spent much of that time maintaining law and order. "This represents a bold move forward for the Church." Said CEO, Mez, "The skill and courage shown by our team should serve as a shining examples to Transhumanist Cults the world over." The Church is, however, still pretty sure that the world is going to end real soon now. "We do not intend rest," Said Leo Parker, COM Y2k Czar Leo Parker, "If we are again called to duty as we were this weekend, we are ready and willing to again sacrifice, and to respond with lightning speed."

The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.

The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.

Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org

Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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