For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Announces They are Not Fucking Around

The Church of Mez today announced they they are not some joke cult created as a birthday gift by a bunch of weirdos over soup because they were too cheap to spring for a good bottle of Scotch. "No really, this is very important work we are doing here," said Church of Mez CFO M. David Bryant, "we expect those so call 'real' transhumanists to take us bloody seriously or we'll spit in their personality upload device."

The sentiment was echoed by Church of Mez CEO, Mez in a prepared statement. "We are a real transhumanist cult, with real ideals, and real umm, transhumanist stuff," he pontificated, "I mean, for god's sake, I've got purple fucking robes and a brain hookah with little blinky lights. What more do these turkeys expect? Huh?"

The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.

Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org

Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org