For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Announces CoM Deadly Sins
SEATTLE, Washington--Sept 25, 1999--Church of Mez Announces CoM
Deadly Sins(tm). The Church of Mez today announced the release of
some deadly sins, a product targeted at the Catholic Church's guilt
market share. "While the Church does not directly support guilt, per
se," Said Church CEO Mez, in a well attended ceremony in the Church
of Mez Leather Room, "We see no reason the papists should be the only
organization serving that market share. It is for this reason that
we announce this list of stuff that you can feel guilty for, if you
really want to." The Deadly Sins, include, getting into the hot-tub
without fresh water, clothing that doesn't feel good when rubbed,
being too lazy to be slothful, abstinence, fried food, coveting thy
neighbors' covetousness, helium balloons, sleeping through the
information singularity, and others.
"Well, 'Deadly Sin' might be a bit of an overstatement," Said Church
of Mez, Interim Director of Interim Marketing, M. David Bryant.
"They are not in fact, even dangerous, since our Eternal Damnation
product is still in the early stages of usability testing; There
really isn't any reason not to go out and commit all of these sins
some Sunday afternoon. We are a bit behind the Catholics in that
respect, but since those guys took Flagellation out of their
Redemption from Sin feature set, they have been losing sales left and
right. We, on the other hand, have been using Flagellation for quite
some time now; certainly long before we had any sins to be redeemed.
It is really one of our core competencies."
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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