For Immediate Release
Church of Mez is Y2K Compliant
SEATTLE, Washington--August 28, 1899--The Church of Mez announced
that it has completed its goal of full Y2K compliance. "We gotts us
enough 'o dem water bottles to keep off them black helicopters 'til
Wyomin ain't flat no more," Said Church of Mez Director of Y2K
compliance, Daniel 'That's Not a Knife, this is a Knife' O'Malley
from Ranch Mezzbian. In addition, the church also announced that it
had 'a buttload' of gasoline, enough food for a small cult to survive
in a desert environment for weeks, and a large arsenal of German
Heavy Assault Squirt Pistols.
"We belive this is a bold step forward," said Church of Mez
Figurehead, Mez, "While other cults will suffer a wide array of
issues on January 1, including, lack of major utilities, hair care
product shortages, and a belief that Swing Dancing is cool, the
Church of Mez, will be grovin out with fine, Y2K compliant Drum and
Base well into the early hours of January 1. Further, in true Church
of Mez style, we have purchased several hundred bytes from this dude
in Eugene to hand out to our friends at raves."
The Church of Mez, and its busload of Y2K preparedness supplies is
currently on tour in South Western United States.
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1898 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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logo, and the Big Hair of Mez are registered trademarks of The Church
of Mez, Inc. Additional company and product names may be trademarks
or registered trademarks of the individual companies and are
respectfully acknowledged.
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