For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Announces Eco-RV 2000 Pro
SEATTLE, Washington--August 25, 1999--The Church of Mez, in a gala
ceremony conducted via cell phone today announced the launch of
Eco-RV 2000 Pro, the latest advance in Transhumanist Transportation
Technology. Microsoft Founder Bill Gates was on hand* for the
launching ceremony, "This RV represents a win for consumers. I
belive that this fine, stove containing, vehicle will allow
transhumanists the world over to travel down the road ahead in style
and comfort." Said Gates, "The Bus is Dead! Long the RV!"
"This is one of the finest recreational vehicles that I've had the
pleasure to drive in my long career as a Fully Licensed Driver of
Large Things," Said Church of Mez, Transport Engineer, P. Leo
Parker. "I am particularly awed by the fine kitchen facilities as
well as the smooth handling of this machine. And might I point out
that it is one of the very few RVs with a fully functional stuffed
gorilla installed."
Eco-RV 2000 Pro will be on display August 30 - September 6, 1999 at
the Church of Mez Mobile Pavilion in Black Rock City.
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
* Dramatic Recreation
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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respectfully acknowledged.
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