For Immediate Release
Linford Strong on Education, Workers' Rights, and Monetary Responsibility
SEATTLE, Washington--July 27, 1999--Linford Strong on Education,
Workers' Rights, and Monetary Responsibility. Presidential Hopeful
Nantzee Linford today announced her strong support for education,
workers' rights, and monetary responsibility.
"With recent advances in printing technology, our currency designs
lie ripe for counterfeit." Said David Bryant, who regularly uses a
printer. "The only protection that our great nation has against
counterfeit currency, be it for theft of terrorism, is a redesign of
our currency. Linford's support of this redesign is our only hope."
Further, her strong advocacy of teaching more stuff in school makes
her the Pro-Education Candidate. "Nancy's strong support of
education is why I plan to vote for her." Said Mason Bryant, a former
'educator'.
"Serious workplace injury can result due to lack of rest. Nancy
Linford is pro-rest, and therefor pro workplace safety." Said Mr
Bryant, who was once injured in a workplace accident but got better.
"Anyone who doesn't support Linford's platform, is clearly against
working class America"
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Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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