For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Announces Nothing in Particular
SEATTLE, Washington--July 7, 1999--The Church of Mez today announced
that nothing of note happened.
CFO David Bryant made the announcement via email stating "the Church
of Mez was founded with the goal of maintaining the facade of an
organized religion without all that having to get up really early
Sunday morning after a late night drinking and carousing. Sending
out content-free press releases replete with big, intellectual, words
helps us to leverage our social capital allowing for the acquisition
of additional funkiness and the maintenance of the previously
mentioned facade. Furthermore, Prima Facie, Op Cit, A Priori, Sic."
"We would also like to announce a major cash placement from Microsoft
Co-Founder Paul Allen," Bryant went on to say, "but our legal
department advises me that he would sue us for making that shit up."
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The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
© 1999 Church of Mez, Inc. All rights reserved. Mez, the Mezhead
logo, and the Big Hair of Mez are registered trademarks of The Church
of Mez, Inc. Additional company and product names may be trademarks
or registered trademarks of the individual companies and are
respectfully acknowledged.
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