For Immediate Release
Church of Mez Announces Spankings
SEATTLE, Washington--May 18, 1999--Church of Mez Announces Spankings.
The Church of Mez today announced the spanking of Church of Mez board
member and saint of Kung Foo Movies, Derek Shaw. "I am pleased to be
a part of this birthday spanking and believe that it represents a
bold move ahead for the church of Mez. It will allow us to leverage
our key S&M assets and position us within striking distance of new
marketplaces," Shaw might have said. The spankings will be
implemented by key members of the computer industry and attended by
celebrities and industry luminaries.
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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respectfully acknowledged.
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