For Immediate Release
Church Of Mez Announces Infinite Percent Increase in Revenue
SEATTLE, Washington--March 3, 1999--The Church of Mez announced an
infinite increase in revenue for FY99. In March of 1999, the Church
of Mez began a partnership with Amazon.com in which the Church of Mez
Website will act as a portal for numerous Amazon.com purchases driven
by the cultural leadership and teen idol status of COM officials.
Today the Church of Mez announces our first revenue from that
partnership.
"We are thrilled to the point of orgasm to announce that our
partnership with Amazon.com is beginning to pay off," Said M. David
Bryant, CFO of the Church of Mez. "Having an actual employee of
Amazon.com on our board of directors has given us the technical savvy
to craft our current business model and should these tends continue,
we expect to be in a good position to purchase South America by the
end of FY99."
Mr. Bryant did not elaborate on the Church's Plans for South America
except to mention that he thinks llamas are neat.
The Church of Mez, Inc. ignited the fringe transhumanist cult
revolution in 1998 with the inception of the Church of Mez and is
recommitted to its original mission--to bring big hair and loose
morals to artists, scientists, computer professionals, and other
miscreants in over 140 countries around the world.
Press Contacts:
M. David Bryant
COM, INC
email: mason@mezziah.org
Nantzee L.
COM, INC
email: brainwasher@mezziah.org
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respectfully acknowledged.
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