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Church of Mez Press Releases

May 13, 2000
Church of Mez Announces That They Have Mystical Secrets Too

May 9, 2000
Church of Mez Sued by Real Cults

March 20, 2000
Church of Mez Purchases the Souls Of Key Foreign Dignitaries

March 3, 2000
Church of Mez Announces Amazing New Marketing Anti-venom

February 28, 2000
Church of Mez Patents Immortality, Sues Buddha

Feb 21, 2000
Church of Mez rated #2 Source of Transportation by Microsoft

February 1, 2000
Church of Mez Beats Analysts for 4th Quarter 99

January 2, 2000
Church of Mez Announces Successful Y2k Disaster Aversion

November 4, 1999
Church of Mez Announces They are Not Fucking Around

September 9, 1999
Church of Mez Announces CoM Deadly Sins

August 28, 1899
Church of Mez is Y2K Compliant

August 25, 1999
Church of Mez Announces Eco-RV 2000 Pro

July 27, 1999
Linford Strong on Education, Workers' Rights, and Monetary Responsibility

July 7, 1999
Church of Mez Announces Nothing in Particular

May 18, 1999
Church of Mez Announces Spankings

March 3, 1999
Church Of Mez Announces Infinite Percent Increase in Revenue